Working for the Monkey Revolution... one banana at a time.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Another Beard!

Monkeys, let it never be said that we rest on our laurels when there is revolutionary work atail.

As a followup to my earlier post on effective beard disguises, I present another beard that effects a dramatic increase in my apparent age.


You may, of course, copy and customise the design to suit your species and colouring.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Orangutan Dating

Orangutans looking for that special someone may be interested in a dating system that is being set up in the Netherlands. It is intended to hook up suitable pairs by introducing them over the internet.

If you're interested in trying out the service, sign up with your local group who will make the appropriate arrangements.

There's a BBC News article about the service here.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Monkey TV

We monkeys must use all the media available to set forth our message.

To help in the cause, we are setting up a London-based monkey TV station. We are experimenting with ideas for the format, scheduling and banana quotas, and we are also brainstorming ident concepts.

Here's one of our early ideas for a Monkey TV ident:

Monday, August 07, 2006

Monkey Labs

We do some cutting edge work at Monkey Labs. Much of it is classified, but we do sometimes release videos and images to the public so monkeys can see the progress we are making.

Today I present a short video of an experiment involving me and a mobile robotic travelling machine.

Friday, August 04, 2006

More Floppy Monkeys

It has come to my attention that there are many human readers of this blog. Perhaps they are monkey-friendly, and wish to help with the cause.

A good place for humans to check out potential monkeys is Hawkin's Bazaar. They have a large number of retail outlets around the country, and many monkeys find them a good place to meet potential human companions.

Humans should be warned that a floppy monkey will bring a great deal of cheek into their home. With adequate preparation, most humans are able to cope satisfactorily.

Thursday, August 03, 2006


I often visit our monkey comrades, wherever they may be. We discuss political theory, economics, strategy, and bananas.

This photograph was taken while I was preparing for another trip. You might like to print it out and hang it on the wall of your local headquarters, as inspiration to all monkeys.

Monkey Reading

Monkeys, we must strive to maintain a good level of education at all times.

There are a large number of worthwhile books available that make good reading for monkeys of all ages and species.

As I wrote before, the Book Monkey can help you with any special orders you might have.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Monkey Police

The Monkey Police are getting a chance to show their skills in India.

BBC News article

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Monkey Thriller

Fellow Monkeys!

I have a special treat for you today. This is a short Monkey Thriller that I filmed earlier while in full beard disguise.

This video will make a wonderful mood setter for late-night meetings. Enjoy!


We monkeys must often travel in disguise, especially when on secret operations, or just for the plain cheek of it.

Here is a rather effective disguise, fashioned from a small scarf. Note the way I am wearing it tied at the back of my head, and wrapped around my chin. The scarf thus becomes a false beard, and allows me free movement!